"Adopte me! Anything is paw-sible when you have a dog."
"The dog is so popular that the pup-arazzi took its photo."
"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador."
"Take the dog for a walk. That’s the leashed you could do."
"I am such a smart doggo that I majored in bark-eology."
"What did Darth Vader name his son? Luke Skybarker."